Wednesday, February 5, 2014

January 9th, 2013

Did you know that grapefruit had thorns? We didn't either until Mary Ellen went out to pick one for my breakfast and got stuck. This one was the standard yellow variety, not the Ruby Red that I love so much. The thorns should have been a warning...despite the three teaspoons of sugar she ladled on to sweeten it up, my first taste literally curled my toes it was so sour. I can't imagine sucking a fresh lemon could have produced any worse reaction than I had to this baby. Fortunately she had also plucked a few Valencia oranges; they were as sweet as the grapefruit was bitter. I even gave the grapefruit a second try after the oranges but it was still inedible. Now I know why they call it The Grapefruit Diet - one bite of this thing and you wouldn't be able to unpucker enough to open your mouth for the rest of the day.



You'll never guess where we spent the day yesterday - Walt's pride and joy, Disneyland. Here's Main Street an hour after opening; notice the missing mob scene. Today is historically one of the least crowded days to visit rather than the past Christmas season when the crowds are of epic proportions. Mary Ellen was here with Maureen a few days after Christmas and apparently the best they could do was literally shuffle along as the mob surged from one attraction to another. Some of the lines for the more popular rides were two hours long,all of the bathrooms (even the men's) had long lines out the door and it was nearly impossible to get anything to eat. In short, misery from the Mouse. The park is opened earlier and stays open until midnight but who needs the hassle? Today was in the high sixties, all of the restaurants and snack bars were line-free with plenty of open tables to sit and eat without feeling pressured to hurry and let someone with little kids have a place to sit. We literally walked into the Indiana Jones ride, never stopping once from the time we entered the gate until we piled into Indy's SUV for a back-convulsing ramble through dimly lit and jungle entangled faux-ruins with all the special effects from one of the movies.




OK, so at least one of us thought it was fun...

Disneyland is a bit smaller than the sprawling Disney World in Orlando but it has a charm that comes from being the original as well as the fact that it supposedly is still the fair-haired child of the entire Disney Enterprise. Mary Ellen loves the traditional Fantasyland type attractions while being a modern man of rational thought and deep intellectual curiosity, I tend to gravitate towards the more serious side of the park:

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

The Most Interesting Man In The World

Introducing Daisy, the namesake of the first part of our blog name and our nervous traveling partner. Daisy is a "rescue dog" supposedly brought north from a "kill shelter" in North Carolina via the modern equivalent of the Underground Railroad. That enterprise is composed of volunteers who collect the condemned dogs from these shelters, then relay them north until they reach safe foster homes where they are held until they can be adopted by suckers like us.

Our last four legged friend was also a "rescue dog" but I think that title indicated strangers would have to be rescued by him. Odie was so big that when he trotted around our house the floor would shake. He could stand straight up with his paws on Mary Ellen's shoulders, when sitting he could easily rest his head on our dining room table and was the terror of our staid neighborhood (at least the few times he got out.) We were on the "do not deliver" list for every pizzeria and Chinese restaurant in our area and we shamelessly began leaving our kids without a babysitter before we really should have since we knew that even the sound of his "I'm-going-to-rip-your-throat-out" snarling and barking would have kept even the most determined burglar or serial killer away. But like most Great Danes ( he had been advertised as a Great Dane Labrador mix perhaps because one of his parents was fantasizing about a Lab when he was conceived) Odie, although living beyond what most Great Danes do, had a shorter life-span than we had hoped for.

The one thing dog lovers are cautioned about is not immediately running out and getting another dog after the one you have goes to the Rainbow Bridge. I waited what I thought decency demanded (approximately forty-eight hours) before logging on to Petfinder.com to find, as Rudyard Kipling lamented, another dog to give our hearts to tear. And there was the cutest , sweetest little brown puppy with big brown eyes and that was that. We made contact with her foster care provider and drove down to southern New Jersey to meet her, Mary Ellen thinking "OK, I'll at least look at her" and me determined to bring her home ASAP. I thought I was being pretty cool about it but it was love at first sight and Mary Ellen knew it was hopeless to argue.

We were really thrilled to see that Daisy was great in a car since Odie had a limit of about two minutes in a moving vehicle before he would begin projectile vomiting - or worse. So when we decided to start our RV wanderings we knew she might be nervous at first but with our luck we should have realized how she would react. "Terrorized" would be a mild word; traumatized approaches the reality but still doesn't do it justice.

She is particularly afraid of the wind and last Saturday evening it was blowing particularly hard when we made the mistake of leaving her (what we thought was) safely tethered outside. But a particularly strong gust sent her scurrying, knocking over the chair she was attached to. A neighbor tried to grab her lead but in doing so provided the tension she needed to slip out of her collar and then out of sight. Now, Orangeland is surrounded by a wall with about a twenty foot opening in the front so I posted myself at the gate and Mary Ellen charged around calling her name. Finally I saw her approaching and bent down to tell her what a good dog she was and get the collar back on her. But I didn't notice the terror still in her eyes and in an instant she gives me her best Barry Sanders move and is past me, out the gate and down the street the park is located on and out to a ten lane road near Angel's Stadium. I got out of the gate just in time to see her running past the cars waiting for the red light and out into the oncoming traffic.

It's a rare terror you feel when you realize you are about to watch someone (sic) you love die a violent death right in front of you; I knew that as she went out of sight I'd hear the screech of brakes signaling that she was gone. As I'm trying to run up to the intersection a shiny black convertible slams to a halt and this distinguished silver haired gentleman shouts "Get in!" He'd seen Daisy, saw me galumphing after her with the collar and leash in my hand and quickly realizing that I'd never catch her, decided to help. He hangs a huey at about thirty miles an hour, tears up the street right through the red light all the while yelling "Can you see her? Can you see her?" I can't and I'm mentally composing how I'm going to tell Mary Ellen about her death when he pulls into the Honda Center parking lot. "You get out and look over there and I'll keep cruising this side of the street." I'm in a state of controlled hysteria thinking that I'm never going to see her again when suddenly she is hurtling towards me from the huge culvert that cuts through this area. I cross onto an island in the middle of the street and somehow coax her over to me while the relief, adrenaline like, surges through me. How could I have been so lucky as to have a happy ending to this disaster? Mary Ellen comes up the street and takes Daisy while I trot over to our now smiling rescuer. "What's your name?" I ask. "Raoul" he replies shaking hands with me and I suddenly realize he looks and sounds exactly like The Most Interesting Man In The World from the Dos Equis commercials. Ironically he pulls into Orangeland in front of us and we follow him to his trailer to further gush our gratitude. He has a classy sounding Spanish accent and instantly I become a disgrace to the Tea Party by embracing full amnesty.

The next day we are at Petsmart early for a red harness that she cannot back out of, and updated name tag with our cell phone numbers and then home to the Internet to contact the chip service (she was chipped when she was under anesthetic to be spayed) with our latest info. How lucky can we get?

Sunday, February 2, 2014

Orangeland



January 16th, 2014


Yeah, so, what happened between Christmas Day and now? We decided that the time between Christmas Day and now would be our “November 2013 ”, the month which we had planned to take to learn how this thing works. But first, we needed to find an authorized Thor dealer to begin making repairs on all the items under warranty that weren’t functioning. Half of these problems were us just not knowing how to use them, a few were because we rushed the dealer so much when we picked it up that they never really got a chance to explain how everything works (most RV dealers give a comprehensive two hour walk through explaining how it all works before they let you drive off their lot.) Some things though were just bad like the driver’s seat that’s tilted forward and which I kept sliding out of on the ride out here. The windshield wipers that quit on us during the Arkansas Typhoon, a water pump that may or may not be inoperable, part of the bathroom wall that had begun to peel way from its supports inside…and of f course, the passenger side mirror assembly (that one we have to pay for.) The dealership kept the RV for an entire week and fixed everything they could but parts had to be ordered so instead of traveling around after Christmas we decided to hugger down in Orangeland.





Orange land is only a mile from our kids’ apartment and it consistently gets high marks from its customers who contribute to the various sites that rate RV parks. It must have once been an orchard because between each space are one or two citrus trees from which you can literally pick oranges, grapefruit, lemons and limes. On one of our first mornings here, Mary Ellen picked a Ruby Red grapefruit and cut it in half for my breakfast. I love grapefruit and have never tasted anything so sweet in my life. The stories about fresh fruit are true – you really can taste the difference!
Since that sunny day in Oklahoma described on our third day driving out here, we have had nothing but cloudless, deep blue skies with no humidity, highs between 70 and 80 and not a cloud in sight. There is always a slight breeze blowing which sometimes turns into a substantial wind; at night it calms down and cools off to 50. At first it seemed a little too artificial but now we are enjoying it more each day.  But as my son pointed out to us, you have to remember to stay hydrated because you really are still in the desert. We have been drinking enormous amounts of bottled water and Gatorade and should we forget to keep doing it, a dull headache, exhaustion and a cranky disposition are reminders to drink up.

We’ll be here until February 3rd, then take two weeks to explore the rest of Southern California. We’ll be back at Orangeland by the 17th for Maureen’s 30th birthday and then begin our trek back towards Florida for our stay at Disneyworld which we missed out on in December. After that, it’s the Florida Keys. Below are some shots of our Orangeland “neighborhood.”


That first one is ours

Our Pride and Joy